Who really wants to learn?

Yeah, that's right. Not. me.

I just came up with the solution, I mean seriously,
You will thank me.

Nick Jonas [or any of the jonas brothers {but I'm pretty sure the other 2 need their hair to look pretty} will shave his head.
Then, he will sell his hair on ebay.
Anywhere from 1 - 20$ for a strand.

Considering that millions of people are prospective buyers [myself not included] and also considering that the average brunette has approximately 100,000 hairs, I believe we can raise up to 2 million.

Would Nick shave his head to save small children?

Now, here are the variables:
As a brunette, Nick could have more or less hairs. Brunette's are sneaky, and they don't always fit into the norm.
Nick could choose to sell locks instead of strands. This would greatly increase the price, as there would be less inventory.

Feel free to reply
No, I am not a huge fan of jonas, and this is not a joke. I am simply able to recognize devotion when I see it.